March 2011
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why does this always happen to me?
texting [cute guy] and he’s not responding.
you: he’s problably just not the texting kind of guy.
later with friend..
you: who are you texting?
her: oh it’s just [cute guy], he texts me allll the time lol
how can i forget the pain?
poppynectar asked: Thanks for the input! I kinda feel like nothing will be worse than the dermal I got. AND if I can have a huge chest piece, I can get a damn septum piercing! I need to buck up!!! HAHA! I'll post pictures when I get it <3
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this happens all the time
Random guy: did it hurt?
me: what? when i fell from heaven or something cheesy like that?
Guy: no, the piercings?
me: oh.. .___.
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Reblog if you'll answer anything that comes in...
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You were supposed to kick his ass, not lick his butthole!
– Cartman
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omnomnom
bluebellsringing asked: Do I know you? Oh yes, I think I do.
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everythingismysterious asked: hey.
thankss for the follow, i followed back. :">
btw nicee blog<33
thankss for the follow, i followed back. :">
btw nicee blog<33
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
the oreo commercial
twist, lick, dunk. but everytime they dunk the oreo in the milk it has magically gotten the white stuff back! its like they twisted, licked and then took a new cookie and dunked THAT one into the glass of milk. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I just don’t get it .___.
Reblog this and go on your page
itsthetotchie:
give-it-time:
youfucklikeawh0re-:
robblikeaboss:
omg go draw on my page
DO IT OH MY GOD
DO IT
THATS SO COOl!
THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN
stop telling me that im a lost cause
because im not.
am i?
David drew a mustache under her nose
Nick put a burning match between her toes
I put a cockroach in her pantyhose
Chrissy put on some lipstick and struck a dramatic pose
Chrissy kiss the corpse
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